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It's gonna start...
A man came home from work,
Sat down in his favourite chair,
Turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top.
"You ba$tard!
You waltz in here,
Flop your fat ass down,
Don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave!
Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed - "Oh $hit. It's started."
Sat down in his favourite chair,
Turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top.
"You ba$tard!
You waltz in here,
Flop your fat ass down,
Don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave!
Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed - "Oh $hit. It's started."
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