smart car on the front page of saturdays daily express!

[10:45PM]

http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-11-13

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[lalli_d1]

Re: smart car on the front page of saturdays daily express!

i can neh see it!

[10:45PM]

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i can neh see it!

look more closely, it's definitely there on the front page

[Stovies]

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Not picture but just the word "pure"

[10:45PM]

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Not picture but just the word "pure"

Close but no cigar

it's one of the main headlines in big letters FORTWO

:redface:
What can I say, I was bored :p

[NBC]

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From FOR TWO to fortwo to smart is leaping a bit toooo far !

Even when bored. (We'll call that an Alonso ... )

:red:

:beerme:

[kevskars]

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there a little red one but not a smart its a fa?t 500. dont you get board quickly.

[J500ANT]

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Close but no cigar

it's one of the main headlines in big letters FORTWO

:redface:
What can I say, I was bored :p

It's not spelt fortwo, it's fourtwo isn't it? Or is it 4two? I never remember

[ajprice]

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Smart 42

[10:45PM]

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It's not spelt fortwo

That's right I ddn't spell it fourtwo :p, I didn't want to suffer the wrath of Ms Poo :redface:

[NBC]

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Smart 42

AAaaaaaaargh ! :spank:

Write 20 times
smart alwayS haS a Small S !

[NBC]

Re: smart car on the front page of saturdays daily express!

That's right I ddn't spell it fourtwo :p, I didn't want to suffer the wrath of Ms Poo :redface:

Think you're up four it anyway ! ddn't indeed:wag: !

[problemchild1976]

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i saw it first time BUT according to all the management training, i have the brain of a child........

try this................

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
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A: 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
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A: Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


Q: The king of the jungle, the lion, decided to have a party. He invited every animal in the jungle, but one didn't come. Which one?
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A: The Giraffe. He's is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

Q: Two explorers must cross a crocodile-infested stream. They have no bridge and no boat. How do they manage to get across?
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A: They jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Lions party. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

JJ