The plates on my roadster are a red flag to a bull - SMRTPANTS. Mine have been:
- First drive, even before the custom plates, copper behind me at the lights; watching him in my mirror call my license plate number through on the radio, then leaving me alone when he find out I am practically middle aged with no infringements
- Pulled over after a quick take off at the lights. Coppers told me I was speeding -wasn't, just quick to get to speed - and I insisted they show me evidence...they couldn't...walked around and around the car looking for an excuse to give me a canary (yellow sticker...means you have to fix a fault and get it inspected) and could find none
- Went through a traffic light controlled intersection and the copper stopped waiting to turn right went through his red light and came up behind me at a rapid rate, but 10m back dropped right off...I think they saw the roadie flash through the lights, didn't know what it was and just wanted to check it out...no lights and sirens so they had no real reason to chase me but curiosity.
- Funniest was being pulled into an RBT and the copper said 'Hello smarty pants' and then when I'd done the breath test he said 'I am sorry but the reading is in excess of the legal limit; I need you to pull over to the left' I looked at him and said ' who is being the smart pants now' and he laughed and said ' yeah, I am pulling your leg, you can go'.
Almost everyone who sees my car just laughs ... smart cars are not aggressive or scary looking...they just look different and kinda cute so most people's reaction is to have a giggle...but for coppers they see what stands out and then look for something wrong with it unfortunately.


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